lordkorra:

psychiatrist-cannibal by day

pop-star singing sensation by night

hannibal montanibal 

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ryolis:

lets take this to the bedroom


i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room

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lydiabutz:

This guy in my art class forgot his paint brush so he just cut off a chunk of his hair and taped it to a pencil.

I feel like he has more commitment to fine art than I do.

(via sweaterwhore)

phantastus:

if you don’t think this scene was the cutest shit ever then get out of my face

(via sweaterwhore)

fuckyeahlaughters:

alwaysblind:

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

(via sweaterwhore)

doctorspockspaceman:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

that would be so fucking convenient  

(via sweaterwhore)

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