dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

(via oscarstardis)

marauders4evr:

I always forget that Snape screams in the books.

He screams. He shouts. He shows emotion.

He doesn’t sound like Ben Stein!

(via harry-potter-24-7)

dion-thesocialist:

rakshar:

dion-thesocialist:

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

(via daleyprophet)

heck-hath-no-fury:

ktisr:

my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”

for a second I forgot about flip phones and I was like how in the holy hell did she rip a phone in half

(Source: gay-moth, via purplemermaids)

anunexpectedhotdwarf:

pointless gifs of Mitchell eating pizza~

(via purplemermaids)

kyubae:

jojje94:

heartlessmushroom:

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.


Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

Thanks man

I’m not in school anymore, but here.

reference

kyubae:

jojje94:

heartlessmushroom:

blackrosekz13whovian:

apsarcasm:

sherlocksmyth:

Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school.

Procrastinating on finding ways to add one page to my essay to get the page requirement! Thank you so much.

Thanks man

I’m not in school anymore, but here.

reference

(Source: amandaonwriting, via colinmorgasms)

doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 1 [Part 2]

(via little-rose-pond)

doloresjaneumbridge:

Some snaps from my Harry Potter Reread - Part 2 [Part 1]

(via little-rose-pond)

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

(Source: kat-dennings, via imamultifandommess)

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